Pineapple on pizza: necessity or crime?
Franz: “An offense against humanity.”
Alfonso: “The best thing that has ever happened to food. “
**They start fist-fighting**
Beer belly or brandy blossom?
Belgium or German beer?
Franz: “We do not discriminate against any alcohol. “
Alfonso: “Water, however, is worth discriminating against. “
Only 4 hours of sleep after 90s party: delayed morning grouch or ambitious early bird?
Franz: “4 hours of sleep?! That’s a lot…”
Alfonso: “Wait. The 90’s party ended? When did that happen? Where are we?”
My karaoke song will be …
Both: “ALL OF THEM”