Wednesday

EC Chairs in the Spotlight

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Pineapple on pizza: necessity or crime? Franz: “An offense against humanity.” Alfonso: “The best thing that has ever happened to food. “ **They start fist-fighting**   Beer belly or brandy blossom?   Belgium or German beer? Franz: “We do not discriminate against any alcohol. “ Alfonso: “Water, however, is worth discriminating against. “   Only […]

Wednesday

Saami Council Press Release (AC) & Comment

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“The Saami Council of the AC considers commercial shipping routes to be of utmost importance. As an indigenous group living in the areas affected by increasing commercial shipping, we cannot be taken for granted and we must have a voice on this issue. Local fishermen are unable to compete with big shipping industries and for […]

Wednesday

European Council Finally Addressing Real Issues

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Finally understanding the urgency of the currently unsustainable situation Europe has been put in by the migrant crisis, the European Council is now actively looking for rational solutions to prevent this wave of illegals from harming our honest compatriots. On Tuesday the topic of a tougher external border control was addressed by the European Council. […]

Wednesday

Expanding Boundaries but not Opening Them

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Europe is facing many complicated problems simultaneously – amongst them terrorism and instability in the Middle East. In an unstable situation like this, it only adds to uncertainty to try to decide what partners should and could become members of NATO. The delegate of Poland thinks that NATO should be flexible about what they demand […]

Wednesday

The Dragon VS The Eagle

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The enthusiasm of other delegates in social night did not deter China and his allies to leave the room earlier. Delegate of China was spotted getting in a car with Russian Federation and two other delegates. The Intelligence Agency followed the car down to a classified place. Witnesses said that there was a secret meeting […]